As A Cardinal, I Don’t Do Overtime - Chapter 243
Chapter 243: Eight-Legged Snake
Stupid thing.
It didn’t even know it has been saved.
And it was worrying about the person who just saved it so naively.
Didn’t you see that the human had already sensed that something was wrong and was backing away?
The stupid big dog that was hugging him still wanted to bring him home.
Was it really wrong to think too highly of dogs’ intelligence?
But the canines that he had met before were all very smart.
How could this one be so stupid and simple-minded.
He was really worried that such a stupid dog would be accidentally tricked and eaten by the cunning fox.
The small snake flicked its tongue.
Bobby did not realize that he had been looked down on by the small snake.
He was afraid that his hands were too big and he’d hurt the small snake because he couldn’t control his strength well.
Actually, he did not know that the little snake in his arms might be older than him.
However, their growth cycle was longer.
Even though the scales looked harmless, they could easily kill someone.
“Bobby, I think this little snake likes you.”
Monn looked at the little snake’s golden vertical pupils and kept staring at Bobby.
The contradiction was that he looked down on you for being stupid, but he still liked you. The look in its eyes was about to materialize.
Unfortunately, Bobby didn’t notice it at all.
He was still worrying about the little snake!
“Human, you want to build a house?”
Before the little snake could say anything, he heard someone talking above his head.
“Yes. Yes. We want to settle down here temporarily.”
Monn wasn’t sure how much of what he and Bobby said was heard by others.
So his answer was very straightforward.
“Then why are you expanding the river? Are you trying to turn this place into an ocean?”
The other party’s question was too obvious.
It was obvious that Monn wanted to pretend that he didn’t know, but it was impossible.
“I was distracted, so I dug the river a little too wide.”
Monn forcibly defended himself.
“Let’s make a deal.”
Monnn only heard the voice, but he did not see the person who spoke.
He felt that it should be the spider that lived on the tree.
“Tell me about it.”
Monn knew in his heart that there was actually not much chance that he could bargain with the other party.
But he knew in his heart that there was a big difference between what he should do and how to do it.
“Give me that big guy.”
There was a faint hostility in his voice.
He seemed to be very dissatisfied with Bobby, and he did not like Bobby at all.
Monn looked at Bobby strangely, and then he looked up with a strange gaze. He could not see where Bobby was at all. He could not see what the legendary eight-legged uncle looked like.
“Why don’t you come out and fight! You’ve fought us before, so I can’t stop you from doing anything. If you can’t beat us, then give us your spot. I don’t mind that you’ve lived there before or made it dirty. After all, we aren’t of the species, and our living habits are different. I can tolerate it.”
Monn’s expression became somewhat unfathomable.
This eight-legged uncle seemed to be very difficult to get along with.
He didn’t know if if he angered the eight-legged uncle he would wrap him up in spider silk and drag him back as food reserve.
“Hehe. You’re the first one who dares to speak to me like that.”
The leaves above his head swayed slightly.
A wine-red figure fast as wind landed in front of Monn.
What the f * ck.
What the f * ck is this thing.
This thing indeed had eight legs.
But who said eight legged creatures have be spiders.
It’s not a ferocious spider!
Ahhh!
Mommy, help.
It’s scary here.
It’s an eight-legged silk snake!
It’s horrible.
This thing is mutated!
It’s definitely mutated!
Otherwise, how could it be like this.
You’re a snake. Why do you have so many long legs!
Why are you wearing black lace?
Is it some kind of temptation technique?
Stop joking, okay.
I’ve never seen such a scary thing.
Even the Japanese action movies didn’t dare to act like this.
“Are you very scared?”
The eight-legged silk snake flicked its tongue, making Monn want to turn around and run away immediately.
God knows, as a furry fan, how could he tolerate the approaching cold-blooded animal.
Or a cold-blooded animal with a particularly scary appearance!
Brother, you broke the rules, do you know that?
Don’t move your long legs towards me, hey!
Do you have any self-awareness at all.
Did you know that silk snakes don’t have legs.
If you have eight legs, you will be ostracized by the silk snakes.
“No! Can we talk about this properly? Stopping walking towards me. I’m scared I can’t help cooking you.”
Monn spoke with extreme sincerity.
Because he was about to lose control of his restless hands.
If that silk-spitting snake didn’t listen to his advice and moved its long legs any further, he would set fire to the snake and roast it.
Ah Ah!
This world was really terrifying.
Everywhere was filled with sinister malice towards oneself.
You were perfectly fine in the Undash Hills. With the large forests, basins, and rivers.
Nature was always full of magic.
But you f * cking turned a snake into an eight-legged snake. This f * cking thing was way too scary.
Especially when it was a particularly colorful snake. This f * cking thing was so scary that it made people’s stomachs tremble.
“So you’re afraid of snakes.”
The little snake saw the eight-legged uncle appear and carefully circled Bobby’s hand and neck with the tip of its tail. However, it felt that Bobby’s hand and neck were too thick. For a small body that hasn’t grown fully into shape, it was really too difficult a challenge.
Therefore, the little snake wrapped he tip of its tail around Bobby’s little finger.
Bobby felt something cold on his little finger.
His attention shifted from the strange-looking snake creature.
It returned to the little snake in his arms.
“What’s wrong?”
Bobby did not understand why the little snake suddenly wrapped around his finger.
He thought that when he was distracted just now, he might have used too much strength and accidentally hurt the little snake.
Or maybe the little snake wanted to change its position.
“Idiot.”
The little snake flicked its tongue.
This silly dog.
It stared straight at uncle eight legs. Did it not want to live any longer?
Uncle eight legs hated being stared at like that the most.
If it wasn’t for his declaration of sovereignty, this silly dog probably wouldn’t have been able to keep his eyes.
He didn’t know how such a silly, stupid big dog could live so safely.
Could it be that the outside world was safer than this place?
It shouldn’t be!
They were just a race where the strong preyed on the weak.
They expanded each other’s territory in order to live more wantonly.
Uncle eight legs had said that existences like them were very powerful otherworldlings in the outside world.
If they accidentally revealed their true forms, they would be sold off as otherworldlings and taken home as pets or slaves.
Looking at the big dog’s silly appearance, it was probably a fool’s luck that it didn’t become a human slave.
