Blood Moon Hunters - Chapter 312
Chapter 312 Dumb Couple’s Seriousness
In the West, inside the Sanctuary Knighthood Hall.
“Uh…”
Edward slowly opened his eyes. His vision turned from fuzzy to clear. Looking at the white ceiling above him, there was a clear painting engraved on it.
It was a kind and pure angel holding a silver cross. It came down to the mortal world to save the people in hot water.
At that instant, he quickly came to a realization. This was the Sanctuary’s territory. Then he stood up suddenly and looked around. When he finally saw the woman who was most important to him, he then heaved a long sigh of relief.
“Honey, honey, wake up…”
Edward shook Catherine gently, but she would not wake up no matter how he called her. He did not know what to do. After thinking deeply with his chin resting on his hand, he suddenly clapped his hands and shouted, “Yes!”
Then he leaned towards Catherine’s ear and whispered, “My God! Why is there a pink snack castle here? Is this Alice’s Wonderland?”
“A dreamy wonderland for a young girl!!!”
Catherine woke up from her dream immediately. She stood up and screamed. Then, she grabbed Edward’s shoulders and shook them violently, saying, “Where? Where?”
“Have I turned into a fairy? Do I have crystal shoes? Where are my seven dwarfs?”
Catherine was as happy as a little girl and her eyes were full of shining starlight. Seeing this, Edward put on a heartfelt look, saying, “Oh! My dear Linlin, you finally woke up.”
“But I have to tell you this, there are no crystal shoes in Alices’ Wonderland. That is Cinderella. And there are no seven dwarfs too, that’s Snow White.”
After he finished saying that, Catherine patted her head and said, “Oh, you’re right. Then there must be Mad Hatter right? Where is he? Where is he!”
Edward combed his fingers through his hair and winked at her, saying, “My dear fairy, Mad Hatter is right in front of you. And he’s riding on a wild horse.”
“Wow! Mad Hatter on a white horse!” Catherine also winked at him.
Edward reached out his hand and lifted her chin, saying, “It’s Mad Hatter on a wild horse.”
“Where’s your wild horse?” Catherine put her hands on his shoulders and asked.
“Oh! I’m so sorry, the horse’s leash broke. I don’t know where it galloped off, but you still have a crazy Mad Hatter,” Edward laughed and said.
“Then can Mr. Mad Hatter please bring me some fairy’s dessert.” Catherine gently kissed him on his lips.
“Of course, my fairy.” Edward chuckled.
Then, he opened the door and ran out. About 10 minutes later, he gathered some dessert from god-knows-where.
He even deliberately presented himself as a gentleman as he handed the dessert to Catherine. He said, “Please enjoy the fairy’s cake.”
“There’s also Mad Hatter’s hand-ground coffee, Mad Hatter’s special cookie, and fairy’s favorite waffles.”
Catherine received these desserts and smiled, “Thank you very much. Your cooking is really good, they look like art, but abstract art.”
After saying that, she picked up a cake that was twisted into a ball and tasted it with a fork. Then, she picked up a huge waffle that looked like it was three different waffles pressed together.
Furthermore, the fruits and sauces on the waffle looked extremely complicated and colorful. Luckily, the taste was still okay, so it did not reach the level of cooking from hell.
As for the cookie, no one would know what it was if he did not say it. It looked like he had mixed all sorts of cookie crumbles together and then stick them together somehow.
Finally, Catherine picked up the cup and pretended to enjoy the coffee like a noblewoman. Then, she put down the cup and said, “Mr. Mad Hatter, your hand-ground coffee is very delicious.”
“If my fairy likes it, it’s my pleasure,” Edward smiled and said.
“Knock, knock, knock…”
Just then, there was a gentle knock on their door.
“Excuse me.”
Immediately after, Druid walked in. Seeing that the two of them were fine, he then looked at the dessert that Catherine was eating and said, “You two are really awake.”
“Druid? How did you know we were awake?!” Edward exclaimed in shock.
Druid’s face went blank and he said, “People in the neighborhood around St. Paul’s Cathedral were spreading rumors that a man ran into a big cake shop and knocked out the boss.”
“After almost blowing up the cake shop, he then made something like a cake dough from hell and ran out with it. 30 seconds later, he appeared a few blocks away.”
“He took away all the limited waffles that were just made and then used a hammer to smash them into a large piece of waffle before fleeing again. Then 30 seconds later, a few blocks away.”
“It was still the same man who appeared in a big shopping mall. He snatched away a delicate cookie, 100% handmade cookie by a master. It was worth 1,000 pounds. He even took a mixer when he ran away.”
“Right in front of everyone, he threw the cookie in and mixed it into a dough. He then took out a culinary torch to bake it. He made some twisted cookies, making the cookie masters almost dying from spewing out blood.”
After hearing this, Edward was gritting his teeth. He muffled his hair and said, “At least this man has taste. He must be a dessert genius to make so many dessert combinations.”
“But they are so smart! How did they know that it was me? Is there a detective?”
Druid rolled his eyes and said, “There’s no detective. You dumb ass couldn’t find the way and had to ask people all the time. You didn’t change your outfit too and would always burst out laughing every time you stole something.”
“Towards the end, you walked into a famous cafe that had been operating for decades and chatted a few words with the barista, right?”
“Yes, I asked him how to ground coffee,” Edward smiled and said.
“Then why did you go to the supermarket afterward and buy a bag of instant coffee? Also, you even went to the cafe to ask for hot water?” Druid asked with a sullen face.
Edward looked around anxiously and then whispered in Druid’s ear, “Shush! Don’t tell this secret to anyone!”
“Actually, based on my observation, I found that the reason why their hand-grounded coffee tastes so good is that they used their own water! This water could be hand-ground water!”
Hearing this, Catherine cheered, “Oh! My Mr. Mad Hatter, you’re so talented! You even find out this secret! Let’s open a hand-ground cafe in the future!”
“No problem, my fairy wife!” Edward smiled with his thumbs up.
Hearing this, Druid was completely speechless. He seemed to feel a gust of wind and he was blown all over the place by this wind. Hand-ground coffee tasting different because of the water? There was such a thing as hand-ground water?
“As long as… you guys are fine. Have a good rest before going back in,” Druid said embarrassedly. Then, he turned and left.
He wanted to leave this weird place as soon as possible. If he did not run away any sooner, his IQ might get lowered by these two.
“By the way, Druid, how long have we been in a coma for?” Edward asked.
Hearing this, Druid turned around and said, “You guys have been in a coma for a month and a half. A lot has happened in the West. But don’t worry, Sanctuary and Black Tower have not fallen.”
“Hunters’ Union did not suffer much too. Under Kathy’s leadership, it fought against the vampires bravely. However, we let one of the vampires’ plans succeed, we don’t know what disaster they will bring to us in the future.”
“Right now, Clara is seriously injured and dying, my God’s will is gradually dimming. Will the path of humanity really go towards the darkness of destruction? Or is there anyone who can save the world?”
Thinking of this, a scene emerged in his mind uncontrollably. After Dracula resurrected, he led his army of Blood Pool and the Thirteen Infantes to sweep across the West.
Thousands were compromised and no one could fight back. They either turned them into food or Blood Slaves. After the West was completely invaded, they will then invade the Hua Xia in the East.
The water in Hua Xia was too deep. The Taoism culture there was more than the total of the world’s combined. However, their powerful ace Wang Xuanming, or whom the Westerners called ‘God of War’, also lost to Dracula.
Although his son had risen to a level similar to his, he was still far behind Dracula. The so-called mortality gap, in their understanding, was the distance between man and God!
No matter how powerful a person is, it was impossible for him to be an opponent of God. If Wang Bugui was unable to become ‘God of War’, the chances of winning Dracula would unfortunately be very slim.
Druid really did not have much hope for this. However, he was also not afraid as was already prepared to die honorably in the battle against evil for his own honor.
At this moment, Edward said determinedly, “No matter what, I believe that Big Boss will carry us through all difficulties because Big Boss is a living miracle!”
Edward said resolutely.
“That’s right! Even if despair and darkness cover the whole world, Big Boss can lead us to tear away all darkness and make the world still so beautiful!”
Catherine also made her stance seriously. Their eyes were full of faith. They were fully confident in Wang Bugui. Seeing this, Druid smiled and then turned away.
He knew that when a fool suddenly became serious when talking about someone, it showed a problem; this man was worth everyone’s trust.
