Cultivation System: All I Want Is To Fail My Mission! - Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Accidentally Obtaining an Immortal Cultivation System

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Quick, quick, quick! Hurry up and open the page, the results of your finals are coming out!”

“Where’s your phone? Log in using your phone number first and make sure that our Young Master is the first to know the score!”

Seeing that the time was approaching, the servants at the side were already busy. Even the usually mature and steady butler was no longer as calm as before.

“Young Master, are you thirsty? Do you want some water? If you’re too nervous, I’ll call a psychiatrist over.”

“It’s okay, I’m not nervous, don’t worry.”

Jiang Yu didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at the group of people who were even more anxious than him. He was the one who wanted to check the results, but they were even more excited about it than he was.

However…

Watching them constantly refreshing the page in front of him, even Jiang Yu, who had predicted his results, couldn’t help but feel a little nervous.

As time passed, a sudden exclamation broke the silence.

“No way!”

The results were out!

Jiang Yu rushed forward with a vigorous stride, so nervous that his breathing was trembling. However, when he saw the page on the screen, he staggered back two steps, his face full of disbelief.

“How is that possible? I was sure to get 690. Why did I only get 350?!1”

He was confident in his own results. He couldn’t be wrong! If the problem wasn’t with him, then someone must be obstructing him!

“This must be Dad’s doing!”

Almost subconsciously, Jiang Yu gritted his teeth as his father’s appearance popped up in his mind.

His father did everything he could to get him back and inherit his family’s company and 300 houses. He even used such a cheap trick as secretly changing the test papers!

The family property… He was to inherit the family property… However, he did not want to return and took over these things!

However, when he turned his head, the bright red 350 almost stung his eyes, causing his eyes to turn red.

Was there any way to get rid of this pain?!

There was no way to get rid of it, not even in this lifetime.

Not only would he not be able to get rid of it, but his father would also try his best to let him inherit all the family assets.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yu felt sorrow from the bottom of his heart. He walked to his balcony, facing the pool underneath, his face was full of sorrow.

“Since you insist on letting me inherit this lousy family property, I might as well jump down from here! It would also save you the trouble of making small tricks!”

“Goodness! My Young Master, what are you doing?!”

Seeing that Jiang Yu was about to jump off the building, the servants instantly panicked.

“Young Master, come down quickly. It’s too dangerous to stand there!”

“Where are the bodyguards? Hurry up and call the bodyguards!”

Faced with the chaotic scene below, Jiang Yu only looked up at the sky, a line of tears flowing down from the corner of his eyes.

“God, you’re too unfair to me. I just want to pursue my dreams. What’s wrong with that?”

However, just as he finished speaking, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in Jiang Yu’s ears.

[Are you still troubled by life? Are you still confused about the future? No need to wait, no need to be conflicted, the cultivation system officially opens the door for you! As long as you have a positive heart, the system can fulfill all your wishes!]

‘Is this some new form of extortion?’ Almost subconsciously, Jiang Yu said in his heart. However, he quickly grasped the keyword.

System. Any wish.

‘Damn, isn’t this the legendary cheat?!’

Jiang Yu, who was originally prepared to commit suicide, was instantly energized. After hurriedly returning to the house, he immediately waved away the servants.

After instructing them not to come into his room, Jiang Yu excitedly spoke to this sudden voice.

“Is what you said true? I can wish for anything and it will come true?”

[Of course. As long as you can successfully activate the system.]

Hearing the mechanical voice’s confident tone, Jiang Yu was so excited that he nodded wildly.

“I’ll agree, I’ll agree to all the terms! Tell me how to activate it, and I’ll do it!”

He could do anything if he didn’t inherit the family property!

[Forming the bond between the system and the host is very simple. You will only need to write down your name in your mind, and the bond will be successfully made.]

After Jiang Yu wrote down his name, the system’s voice instantly became much clearer.

[Hello, Host. I’m a system from an advanced civilization. In a year, you will have a spiritual energy recovery in this world. At that time, the world would undergo a complete reshuffle. From now on, strength is supreme.]

[In order to congratulate the host for binding with the system, the system is now giving the host a newcomer gift pack. It has been sent to the host.]

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yu subconsciously looked to his side.

A gift box appeared out of thin air beside his empty hand.

There is actually a real item filling the space.

Jiang Yu weighed it in his hand curiously and opened it. It was a golden pill. At the same time, the system also issued the first mission.

[Beginner’s Mission: Cleanse the body and remove 100% of the impurities within the body.]

[Note: If you fail the mission, you will be punished with 100 top-grade Clear Heart Pills.]

“Wow, are the beginner’s missions so humane these days? Is the system afraid that I won’t have enough to eat?”

Seeing the punishment, Jiang Yu smacked his lips and swallowed the Clear Heart Pill.

The Clear Heart Pill melted in his mouth, leaving a faint fragrance between his lips and teeth. However, this feeling only lasted for a second. In the next moment, Jiang Yu felt an indescribable pain coming from his limbs and bones.

Instantly, Jiang Yu’s face turned pale.

“What the f*ck is this!?”

Jiang Yu couldn’t help but curse. His originally handsome face was distorted because of the pain, and his back was quickly soaked in a cold sweat.

‘It’s too f*cking painful! Isn’t there any painkiller?’

Just as Jiang Yu had thought of this, the system replied.

[There is, Host! I’ll send it to you now!]

Jiang Yu, who was already curled up on the sofa in pain, forced himself to stuff the newly sent pill into his mouth. Fortunately, the things given by the system were very powerful. In just a breath, Jiang Yu gradually calmed down.

Although the Purification didn’t take long, Jiang Yu still spent ten minutes finishing it.

However, looking at himself covered in black mud, Jiang Yu could not help but despise himself.

‘Heh, so dirty…’

After washing the black mud off his body, Jiang Yu was about to step out of the bathroom feeling refreshed. However, the system’s words in his mind instantly stunned him.

[11% of the impurities in the body have been removed, leaving 90% of the body unclean. Mission failed. 100 top-grade Clear Heart Pills have been distributed to the host. Please remember to receive them.]