Divine Lucky Star - Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Good Luck!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Wang Hao was so annoyed. He kicked the bottle next to him into the bush, and then, a white, furry creature stood up.
Wang Hao was very familiar with this creature. It was docile, protective, loyal and a good friend to humans!
Yes, that was right! It was an adorable dog!
However, it seemed to be larger in size — look at its upright body, its strong waist, its long tail, its white teeth, its fierce eyes…
“Help!” Wang Hao turned around and ran. He had been too focused on hiding from people that he had overlooked this big guy!
“Woof, woof!” The dog chased Wang Hao all the way down the street. Wang Hao escaped as fast as he could and successfully avoided getting bitten!
That was lucky! If I was bitten, I would’ve had to get a rabies shot!
The road! There was a road up ahead!
He would be safe after crossing the road!
The light’s about to turn red. Run!!!
Wang Hao quickly ran across the road. Ahahahahaha! You f*cking dog! Come, come at me! You can’t, right? I’m headed off for dinner! See ya…
Then, there was a red roadster! A Ferrari! The driver was a beautiful woman! A stone-cold vixen! Look at her classy aura, listen to the roar of the engine! That was what they called a luxury car!
A fair, rich and gorgeous woman!
What? Wait! She’s driving toward me! It’s getting closer! Closer… clo… ser…
“Screech!”
The Ferrari was a shiny red flash on the road as it flew past like the wind. It was so aggressive that it didn’t slow down a bit even when it ran over a small puddle…
Wang Hao looked at his clothes splashed with mud. You b*tch!
I have to memorize the plate number: CA56789! You think you’re so hot? Come back if you have the guts!
F*ck! This shirt’s completely ruined. I need to go home and get changed. Today really is unlucky; it’s like I could even drown in a teacup.
Wang Hao walked home with extra caution. After half an hour or so, he entered the neighborhood safely, and was about to go upstairs!
He was too afraid to take the elevator. After what happened to him today, he was certain hat something would go wrong if he did go inside. So, he decided to take the stairs.
It’s okay, it’s just the 16th floor. I’ll climb the stairs slowly! It’s a great chance to exercise!
First floor… second floor… fourth floor… 12th floor… 14th floor… 16th floor.
“Huff, huff!” With some effort, he finally reached the 16th floor. Everything should be alright this time, right?
Wang Hao was so exhausted that he couldn’t feel his legs. He entered the security passage, twisted the doorknob…
“Damn! Who the f*ck locked the door?” The door wouldn’t open!!
He went down to the 15th floor, and the door was locked! Down to the 14th floor, and the door was locked! Then down to the 13th floor, and the door was also locked!
Wang Hao was speechless.
Property management, I’m filing a complaint for sure!
Finally, on the eighth floor, the door was wide open. F*ck, I’ll wait for the elevator!
“Ding dong!” The elevator came at last! How torturous! He went inside, and was about to go straight up to the 16th floor, when “bang,” he was stuck again!
Wang Hao was speechless.
Elevator company, I’m not done with you!
Another 20 minutes later.
Home sweet home! I’m back!
The power should be back on now, right? I need to charge my phone!
I’m so sweaty right now; I’ll take a shower and change my clothes. I’ll just go to bed early tonight — a water shortage, f*ck!
…
What a nightmare!
Wang Hao had no idea how he made it to midnight… Anyway, it was finally over!
When midnight arrived, Wang Hao was truly relieved!
He took out the Fortune Dice and bit his lip.
I don’t believe it — will it still be “Unlucky” or “Very Unlucky” today?
“Please don’t be ‘Unlucky’ again,” Wang Hao said as his heart pounded rapidly. He took a deep breath and calmed down. Let’s go, Fortune Dice!
“Rattle.” The Fortune Dice spun on the table. Wang Hao focused closely on the dice without blinking.
“Today’s fortune is…” The dice stopped soon enough. When Wang Hao saw the word on the top of the dice, he was thrilled!
“Lucky!” Wang Hao yelled in excitement. “Hahahahaha! I’m finally gonna have good luck today!”
He had experienced the power of bad luck yesterday; then, today’s good luck…
“Haha… hohohoho…” Wang Hao laughed with unrestrained joy and carefully put away the dice. Let’s see what good things I’ll encounter. First things first, let’s go online!
Once he obtained good luck, his mood turned around completely.
He was on cloud nine for around 10 minutes. Smugly, he went to the washroom and quickly washed his face. Wang Hao looked at himself in the mirror; he was still such a beefcake. Now, let’s go to bed and surf the Internet!
Right now in Wang Hao’s eyes, the moon was so bright, the sound of the crickets in the bushes was so pleasing to the ear, the lady in the opposite building was so beautiful… F*ck, she was even naked!
Does this good fortune also apply to love? Hahahahaha!
A blithe heart makes for a blooming visage. Today is a day of good fortune — I’m invincible! Awesome!
He turned on the phone. It was fully charged and had a full signal. Nice!
Without saying anything further, he opened the Mark Six website. I’m lucky today, so shouldn’t it be easy to win a couple of hundred thousand dollars?
Wang Hao picked a random number and was about to pay when he stopped all of a sudden.
“Wait, no. This isn’t right!” Wang Hao pondered thoroughly. “Today’s a lucky day, but the lottery numbers aren’t drawn today! What if the announcement comes out on an unlucky day?”
Thinking this, Wang Hao was already soaked in cold sweat. In light of the power of bad luck before, the very best result would be that he was just wasting money, but in a worse situation, he might need to shell out more cash!
“Sh*t! Luckily, I stopped myself in time!” He closed the Mark Six website without further ado. I’ll do something else that might work today!
Let’s go to WeChat and see!
He started by searching for people nearby; he glanced through a dozen girls, some of whom looked pretty beautiful. Was he going to meet someone? Would he be able to find that naked girl? Could they talk when he found her? Could they meet for lunch the next day? Would it be possible to hang out with her after lunch? Would something good happen after they hung out?
Ooooh!
While pondering, there was the sound of a “beep.” Somebody had sent him a friend request!
Today’s my lucky day, so whoever it is has to be a special person! Could it be that pretty girl?
He opened it quickly…
Damn it, it’s a guy called Sunflower! Why don’t you call yourself Bumflower? I’m straight! I’m not gay!
