Gamers Are Fierce - Chapter 8
Chapter 8: Inspection
Translator: Atlas Studios
Editor: Atlas Studios
Li Ang’s expression remained the same as he slowly took out a normal pair of sunglasses and an almond-colored eye that could see through the illusion of his pocket. While putting on the sunglasses, he swiftly pressed the eye into his eye socket.
When he mouthed ‘accept’ silently, he bent his knees and leaned forward before he started sprinting in the corridor.
Wang Congshan hurried out of the classroom and shouted, “Hey! It’s almost time for class. Where are you going?”
“I need to answer the call of nature!” Li Ang did not even turn back.
The quest description did not indicate a specific time limit, but this was not necessarily a good thing.
He had to eliminate the possessive ghost in the Experimental Middle School. In other words, if the possessive ghost left the range of the school, would it be considered quest failure?
Once the possessive ghost left the range of the Experimental Middle School, it would cause extremely severe consequences and the impact would be akin to quest failure…
Under his sunglasses, the almond-colored eye scanned the rows of classroom windows before quickly scanning everyone.
There was nothing abnormal in sight.
Li Ang rushed downstairs, where many people leaned against the corridor railing.
He took a breath and shouted to the entire building with all his energy, “I’m the founder of Manichaeism, Zhang Wuji. If all the martial arts people on the upper floor will trust me, jump down. I will use the Great Shifting of the Universe to catch you all!”
Unfortunately, there was distrust between people in this era, so nobody jumped off the building. Instead, most people stuck their heads out of the railing and laughed while looking down.
He did not see anyone.
Li Ang retracted his eyes with an indifferent look.
This was normal. There were nearly 2,000 students and 150 teachers in the Experimental Middle School, which occupied 40,000 square meters. The teaching block, multipurpose block, science and technology block, canteen, and dormitory were all available.
Even with the help of the weird eye, the efficiency of inspecting them one by one was still too low.
Li Ang pondered this and ran toward the school observatory.
The roof of the observatory was the highest point of the school so it overlooked everything. Li Ang stood on the edge of the roof of the building and took a pocket-sized monocular with a maximum magnification of more than 1:12 out of his pocket.
Upon scanning the whole school, he saw that everything was normal. Only the entrance of the school’s underground parking lot had a mottled color block that was slowly moving toward the parking lot.
He had found it.
Li Ang put down his monocular.
Thud, thud, thud.
‘Shi Qingsong’ walked slowly in the empty underground parking lot.
He walked very slowly on his tiptoes like a ballet dancer and staggered forward.
The rubber soles of the sports shoes produced a squeaking friction sound on the bright concrete floor that echoed in the parking lot.
He took out the car key and pressed the button again and again in the left and right direction alternatively.
He did not know which car belonged to Shi Qingsong, but the car key knew.
“Beep, beep.”
A silver car made a noise and the headlights flashed twice.
‘Shi Qingsong’ grinned. His exaggerated smile appeared a little horrifying under the dim light.
As he walked to the car plate and was about to pull open the door, a pair of hands grabbed onto his wrist.
“Mr. Shi!”
Li Ang grabbed Shi Qingsong’s wrist and said anxiously, “I finally found you!”
Shi Qingsong looked at Li Ang stiffly, barely squeezing out a smile as he said, “Ah… It’s you. Is anything the matter?”
He tried to shake off Li Ang’s hands but realized that his strength was amazing. His hands were simply like a pincer plier. After struggling for a long time, he still didn’t break away, even though his wrist was about to be dislocated.
“Mr. Shi, I recently encountered a very disturbing thing. You are my class teacher and my guide. I hope you can answer my questions.”
Class teacher? He was ‘my’ student?
Shi Qingsong nodded and coughed twice, pretending to be a teacher. “Tell me.”
“Here’s the thing. Yesterday afternoon, I was taking a nap at my house when there was suddenly a knock on the door. As soon as I opened the door, I saw Sister Zhao, who is a young married woman and the neighbor living opposite me, stand at my door in a nightdress.
She had been crying so much that her eyes were blurry with tears.
I asked her what was wrong, but she cried and told me that her husband could not do it! She hoped that I, a young and vigorous person, could help her solve her family problems…”
Li Ang paused and told Shi Qingsong very sincerely, “Mr. Shi, what do you think I should do?”
I think you should wake yourself up by pissing.
Shi Qingsong’s expression grew even stiffer as he said slowly, “Well… Fellow student, I don’t have a helpful opinion on this matter. You are about to turn 18 years old. You need to have your own opinion. I have an urgent matter to take care of now. Can you move aside…”
Before Shi Qingsong could finish speaking, Li Ang smacked his thigh and said with a sigh, “When I smelled the fragrance on Sister Zhao, my heart started beating wildly. I followed Sister Zhao into her house, blinded by lust.”
Hey! Lad, are you listening to me? Why are you even fantasizing? Can you respect me a little? After all, I am your teacher!
“After I went into her house, can you guess what happened?”
“What happened?” Shi Qingsong asked expressionlessly.
Li Ang shook his head and said with a sigh, “I helped tutor her son with his primary school homework for one night. Sister Zhao hadn’t been wrong. Her husband really couldn’t do it. He could not even handle primary school math.”
“…”
I think you’re trying to amuse me.
The veins on Shi Qingsong’s forehead popped out as he said stiffly, “I see… Fellow student, I’m really in a hurry. Would you please step aside?”
“I can’t do that. I still have some questions to ask you.”
Li Ang said seriously, “After seeing the affection between Sister Zhao and her husband, I felt the loneliness of being single and went to the temple to kneel piously in front of Bodhisattva. The statue did not move and my marriage proposal was firmly rejected.”
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“I have been unable to recover and have often felt like I was under great pressure ever since. Thus, I went to the supermarket to pick up instant noodles, prawn crackers, potato chips, oranges, and old grannies with brittle bones.”
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“They were very satisfied with my massaging technique. They raised funds to make a ‘highly-skilled practitioner of gynecology’ silk banner and hung it on the wall of my house.”
By this point, Shi Qingsong knew that he was completely toying with him.
His face darkened and he let his palms hang low. His finger muscles contracted like chicken claws and his nails grew rapidly, covered with a blue fluorescent light that made him look like a ghost.
“Fellow student, are you going to… step aside?”
Li Ang curbed his smile, held onto Shi Qingsong’s wrist, and said softly, “Stop pretending. Before I came over, I cut off the surveillance cameras in the parking lot.”
He took off his sunglasses to reveal the almond-colored eye in his left eye socket.
Behind Shi Qingsong was a ghost in a construction uniform. The two of them were tightly attached. The teacher’s back was against the ghost’s chest, his arm was against its arm, and the soles of his shoes were against its toe.
