Go to Hell, White Lotus

As an obscured and transparent slag gamer in the gaming world, Bai Lian Hua (White Lotus) had always been fond of those trash forum posts. Until one day: “White Lotus! Go check out the forum! 233333! You’re getting flamed!!!”

Cut scene 1:

Roommate: “Hi~ White Lotus! How is the taste of being flamed?
White Lotus: “Very good. Daily verbal warfares allowing me to enhance my reputation, exercise my typing speed and even improve my psychological endurance.”
Roommate: “Shock! So good?”
White Lotus: “…just that there’s the occasional ambush while clearing a dungeon, getting ambushed while at the recreational area, getting ambushed while buying medicine in town…”

Cut scene 2:

One day, the great god came to him.
You are the renyao White Lotus?”
White Lotus: “I am not a renyao!!!!!”
Great God: “Let me do you.” (跟我搞基吧 – ??)
White Lotus: “Do your big uncle!!!”

Cut scene 3:

Reporter: “White Lotus student, what are your thoughts around the hot forum topic for the past two weeks about you?
White Lotus: “I think…”
The Great God interrupted: “Lotus sister, if you don’t want to be mistaken for being gay, you should change your habit of selling Meng…”
White Lotus: “Lotus your sister!”
The Great God gave him a deep look: “Yes, Lotus my sister.”

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