After adding Xiao Ran as an in-game friend, Liu Siyu, Chen He had logged off along with Baby.

They were all celebrities who had endless advertisements and shows to film. It was impossible for them to constantly play online games.

After saying goodbye to them, Xiao Ran was also rather tired. He logged off the game and started to talk with his viewers.

“Kun Shen, carry on! Rush towards Challenger, I know you can do it!”

“Carry on, carry on, don’t stop!!”

“Forge it. Let the host rest for a moment. He has already played so many games.”

“Kun Shen, go to the Korean Server to beat them up!”

When Xiao Ran saw this message, his eyes brightened up as he felt this was a rather good idea.

It was the same for the previous world and this parallel world, Korea was still the dominating region in LoL.

While the final boss, Faker was still standing at the pinnacle of LoL.

If Xiao Ran was able to solo kill Faker, wouldn’t his worship points increase crazily?

Xiao Ran was excited!

Just do it!

Xiao Ran started to download the Korean server’s game client.

“Damn, Kun Shen, are you really going to march into the Korean server?”

“Host, footprints must be left behind step by step. Reach Challenger in our local server first.”

“No No No, I want to see host fighting against the Koreans. Hurry up and lay waste to the Korean server.”

“Come on then! Conquer the Korean server!!”

“Korean players, prepare to shiver! My Kun Shen isn’t just extraordinary, he even has explosive luck. If the game isn’t in his favor, prepare to get disconnected!”

“I am prepared to see the Korean Challengers disconnecting, host shall reach the top of Korean server by relying on his opponents to be disconnected!!!”

“66666666!!!”

Xiao Ran cleared his throat and said, “Everyone please be quiet. Korean server is just my first target. I will be moving to the EU server, the NA server, the Australia server, and all the other servers. I shall reach the top of the Challenger in all servers, I will prove to the entire world’s esports players that China is No.1!”

“6666, but Kun Shen, with your download speed, you might need 20 years before you can conquer the Korean server.”

Xiao Ran was startled for a moment before he looked at the download progress.

It was too embarrassing. The download speed was rather slow.

How slow?

It was nearly the same as not moving!!!

“Can host be a little more intelligent and get a VPN before downloading?”

“6666, host should just go to an internet cafe, going to that place is faster than downloading at your home.”

“Kun Shen, I have already called my colleague for you to set up a 1GB internet speed. They will be visiting your home to service service service you.”

“Knock Knock Knock! Hello, please open the door, I am here to increase your internet speed.”

“Oh, you are here to increase internet speed? The sewer in my house is faulty, can you help me fix it?”

“It is my pleasure, gorgeous. Bring me there.”

“Right here, my sewer is filled with water, what do I need to do?”

“Don’t worry, I will help you to clog it.”

“The one above 666666! You are simply the next generation Filthy Demon King!”

“For this adult storytelling, I give full marks!!!”

“Hey Hey Hey! Is it to fix the internet, not the sewer.”

“Sewer… 6666666! My sewer is about to burst.”

“2333333.”

(TL note: I read that 23333 = laughing out loud. ‘233’ is actually a shortcut to emote a cat laughing XD)

“In the future, I can ask other girls. Is your sewer leaking? Do you need my help to clog it! HAHAHA!!!”

It was said that all the filthy things came from Douyu. Xiao Ran had no choice but to admire this bunch of people.

After the viewers teased one another for a moment, someone gave a request.

“Host, hurry up and do some work. Since you aren’t playing games, sing a song for us.”

“Yea yea yea, are you the host or are we the host? Why aren’t you saying a thing? You are even stretching yourself and laying down so casually. Are you going to lay down and count the money?”

…

The streaming room was flaring up and everyone was started to gather their concentration and asking Xiao Ran to sing a song.

Sing?

Is singing even a difficulty for me?

Back in the original world, Xiao Ran had always been working at food stalls and was considered a food stall singing expert!

What?

You don’t know what is a food stall singer?

In simple terms, it was simply an attraction for customers. During summer, the BBQ stalls would normally hire singers at their stalls.

Back in the original world, Xiao Ran charged a minimum of $300 to sing a single night!

“Sing? Come on then, who is afraid!” Xiao Ran spoke with dominance.

“Kun Shen can play and can also sing. Truly incredible.”

“Ohhh? Kun Shen can actually sing? What song are you going to sing?”

“I request a song.”

“Kun Shen, please sing, {My Love, Your Wound}.”

“Kun Shen, sing {Mutual Harm}.”

…

When Xiao Ran saw the songs picked by everyone, he was at a complete loss.

Who sang all those songs? I have never heard them before?

This world’s songs are completely different from the songs in my original world!!!

Xiao Ran coughed awkwardly and held his microphone. “Apart from playing games, I would randomly write some songs. Let me sing an original song to all of you.”

“Since everyone is friends with a common interest, I shall tribute a wacky Demacia’s song.”

As soon as Xiao Ran spoke, he started to sing a wacky song.

Lalala Demacia~

Lalalala Lu ah Lu~

Lalala Demacia~

Lalalala Lu ah Lu~

Lu ah Lu, Master Yi is stealing the turret~

Lu ah Lu, Tryndamere is yelling out again~

Lu ah Lu, Ashe has shot~ She didn’t hit anyone but she died first~

Lu ah Lu, Wukong is real or fake~

Lu ah Lu, Pantheon is falling from the sky~

Lu ah Lu, Lee Sin was caught blind~

Lu ah Lu, Jax is playing 1v2~

Lu ah Lu, Nunu’s ultimate ability missed everyone~

Lu ah Lu, Evelynn is missing~

Lu ah Lu, Demacia~

The brush is the true home~

(TL note: Basically, LoL in Chinese is pronounced as Lu ah Lu, but Lu ah Lu can also be known as Rub oh Rub = Masturbation)

…

“Haha, the brush is the true home. Kun Shen 6666!!”

“I am Brush Garen. I specialize in dealing with those rookies that face-check the brush.”

“Ashe has shot~ So bashful…”

“Kun Shen is so dirty. Ashe is a girl, how can she shoot?”

“Can you guys stop being dirty. Don’t you think that host’s voice is very nice? It might be a wacky song, but it is really quite good!”

“That’s right, that’s right. Host, sing another song!”

“Host, sing a love song!”

“Yea yea yea, does host has any original love songs? We still want to listen!”

…

Xiao Ran was casually singing a wacky song in hopes of livening up the streaming room’s atmosphere. But he didn’t expect his worship points to increase at an insane speed.

In just the time of this song, his worship points increased by over 10,000 points.

Rubbing wasn’t incomparable to the dazzling game mechanics, but this was just a wacky song.

If he really sang a love song…

Xiao Ran felt that it was worth the try!

“Alright, alright. I shall sing another original song.”

Xiao Ran searched through his mind quickly.

The viewers were basically youngsters and he didn’t have a live band. Therefore, Xiao Ran had to pick a song that didn’t need music and was still able to captivate these youngsters.

Soon enough, Xiao Ran’s eyes lit up.

I shall sing this!