I’m an Olympic Superstar - Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Extreme Counter-Kill
“Solo-killed again?” TBQ frowned while asking.
We1less got so angry that his fat looking face trembled!
“Goddamnit, how can he be so lucky? Almost every hit is a crit! I have clearly calculated the damage, he shouldn’t have enough damage to kill me!”
However, We1less did not mention something, that he didn’t expect the opposing Zed was able to dodge his normal A. That movement mechanics is too extreme, he doesn’t even dare to see it again!
(TL note: Normal A = Normal Attack)
Talon’s Q spell has a bleeding effect. If Zed did not have any health potion, he will have a kill exchange.
Before We1less could finish his imagination, he saw Zed’s body starting to glow green.
Wtf!
We1less wanted to smash his keyboard!
This a**hole took a health potion!
At this moment, Xiao Ran controlled his Zed which was left with a tiny trace of HP, and ran towards his blue side middle lane’s outer turret.
As he ran, he explained at the same time, “After killing the fat We1less twice, he’s gay friend TBQ will definitely come hunting for me. With my tiny trace of HP, as long as the Q spell hits me, there is no need to follow up with the second Q activation and I would already be dead.”
As Xiao Ran spoke, he controlled Zed and ran beside the outer turret.
But Xiao Ran didn’t stop at the turret and recalled back to base. Instead, he ran straight for the inner turret, because he saw Lee Sin who was already the blue side’s wraith camp.
“TBQ will not be so silly to wind around the outer turret and Q me. Thus, I am very certain to say that he will enter the space between the outer and inner turret through the jungle area to intercept me. Which is why I have to escape towards the top jungle area right now.”
When Xiao Ran was explaining, he threw a shadow at his inner turret before entering the jungle area and towards the wolf camp.
“Poof!”
There was a fragmented golden flash.
“Damn!” Xiao Ran turned pale with fright.
Wasn’t this TBQ was too zealous? He had instantly Flash in from the wraith camp.
TBQ who Flash over the wall happened to see Xiao Ran’s champion running into the top jungle area. He immediately planted a ward and ward hop, all while tanking two turret shots and chased into the jungle area.
“Wtf, TBQ is insane. He is doing everything just to kill Kun Shen!”
“I am moved at the leader of LoL’s top ten outstanding players! TBQ’s slogan: I will take revenge for Ah Wei(We1less) and kill you even if I have to tank the turret!”
“The relationship between TBQ and We1less is what you call true love!”
“I have touched the heavens and the earth, but why haven’t I touched you! Ah Wei, I love you!”
“Haha, the one above has high-class vilifying skills!”
“No wonder We1less is taking all the resources and TBQ is carrying all the burdens. A full load of bromance!”
“Kun Shen, stop running. You shall die under the revenge of grand bromance. Rest in peace!”
“Host, stop struggling!”
“You are already very 666, it is a pity that our Jungler is a retard and doesn’t what is the meaning of providing assistance!”
“A professional is a professional for a reason. Look at Lee Sin’s assist and mechanics. If host has half his HP bar, he might be able to try his luck.”
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“Roar, take a look at me. I will help you slaughter that Zed!” Once TBQ entered the jungle area, he executed a predictive Q that struck at Xiao Ran’s Zed.
“Oh? That is quite a bit of lifesteal!” Without hesitation, TBQ rushed over with his second Q.
TBQ calculated everything. With the first Q and the second Q damage, Zed would be almost dead after this combo.
Even if Zed wasn’t dead, after supplementing with an E slam, Zed would surely be slammed to death.
Just as TBQ wanted to thoroughly enjoy the process of taking down Zed’s head, there was a sudden change in the situation.
This second Q should be heading straight for Zed in the wolf camp, but at the moment he activated the second Q, Zed had also made a move!
At the moment of imminent death, Xiao Ran activated the second W. Xiao Ran’s Zed blinked to the shadow that he had placed near the inner turret.
As a result, TBQ’s Lee Sin followed along with his second Q!!!
Immediately after, Xiao Ran swiftly executed the E skill, Shadow Slash. Along with the inner turret attack, TBQ didn’t even have enough time to execute his E skill to slam the ground, as his screen had turned black and white.
There were a few large words that suddenly appeared on Xiao Ran’s screen:
“Kun Shen is on a Killing Spree!”
Xiao Ran was only left with 7 HP and had recalled back to base while standing under the inner turret.
“Damn! What just happened!”
“Ahhh!! My titanium alloy eyes are blinded!!”
(TL note: It is an internet slang that is to describe mind-blowing)
“God damn, these people from the city are truly great at pranking!”
“Host 6666, I just knew that Zed can be played like this!!”
“Holyshit, how did that happen??!!”
“Host isn’t human. You have flabbergasted our Ah Quan(TBQ)!!!”
“Incredible, 66666, full marks!!!”
For this match, everyone assumed that Xiao Ran was definitely going to lose. After all, he was going against We1less and TBQ’s smurf accounts.
Even Xiao Ran’s teammates had already silently accepted the fate of defeat.
But less than five minutes into the match, the mid laner had already claimed three kills!!!
Furthermore, Xiao Ran had solo-killed We1less twice and TBQ once!!!
Was Xiao Ran trying to defy the heavens??!!
“So what if they are professional players? Aren’t they also players? Let’s do it!” The bottom lane’s Alistar was getting motivated too.
“Bottom lane play safely. Plant a vision ward in the brush, I will Teleport and support when needed!” Top lane’s Poppy had also typed.
“Elise you farmer, are you going to jungle for 10,000 years? Your level is even higher than mid lane!” Alistar cursed.
“Crap, how will I know our mid laner is so incredible. I was playing to lose.” Elise was speechless, “Wait a moment, I will go to the bottom lane to gank now!”
Subsequently, the entire match was controlled by Xiao Ran.
“Bottom lane be careful. Lee Sin should be going over, retreat to the turret!”
“Elise, you retard, can’t you see that our Kalista is using her HP to seduce the opposition’s Kog’Maw but it isn’t working? It is obvious that the brush has a vision ward. Hurry up and clear your jungle, you have been camping there for almost 10,000 years already!”
“Poppy, be careful. Lee Sin vanished after swinging by to bottom lane earlier. He must be faking and going top lane to gank you.”
“Elise, come over, I am certain that Lee Sin is camping at the top river brush. Execute a blind E to stun him. I will insta-kill him.”
(TL Note: Blind meaning to launch skill shots without seeing the target)
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After solo-killing Lee Sin…
“Kun Shen is on a Rampage!”
After solo-killing We1less again…
“Kun Shen is Dominating!”
After insta-killing We1less again…
“Kun Shen is Unstoppable!”
Top lane’s Trundle is actually coming to the mid lane through the river? Thinking of ganking me? I will go and welcome you!!
“Kun Shen is Godlike!”
Seven kills, just one more before becoming Legendary.
It was a pity that the opposition had gotten terrified by Xiao Ran and was determined to hug their turret. Every single one of them started to stack physical defense items.
God damn it!
It was fine even if they stacked defensive items. Xiao Ran’s items were already a few centuries ahead of them. The most speechless thing that happened was when Xiao Ran’s Zed appeared, they would immediately retreat no matter how far he was.
It looked like they didn’t want to let Xiao Ran become Legendary no matter what.
F**k, aren’t you guys too despicable!!??
We1fat!!!
Just as Xiao Ran was feeling extremely frustrated, We1less’s Talon suddenly appeared in Xiao Ran’s vision.
He was sneaking around and seemingly wanted to insta-kill Xiao Ran’s ADC!
But it was a pity that our brother had already activated the [God’s Vision Card]. Every single move was in our brother’s control.
Today, I shall use you to become Legendary!
We1less’s Talon was sneaking through the jungle area towards Xiao Ran’s ADC.
At the same time, Xiao Ran was controlling his Zed to sneak towards We1less’s Talon in the jungle area…