Lazing Off In The Clan, I Awakened The Immortality System - Chapter 1
Chapter 1: Slack Off System! Activating the Eternal Immortal Body!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The Divine Martial World,Blue Cloud Sect.
The residence of the outer sect disciples was a series of small, wooden houses. They looked a little old. They were either built by the outer sect disciples themselves or left behind by their predecessors.
At this moment, there was a rapid knock on the door.
Bang Bang Bang ~~
Bang Bang Bang ~~
The sound of urgent knocking came from outside the door without stopping. Finally, the person in the room was woken up by it.
A handsome boy was rubbing his eyes. He gradually woke up and saw the wooden beams and green tiles on the roof.
Looking around, there seemed to be nothing else besides the wooden table, a chair, and a wardrobe in the corner.
“Where am I? I remember I didn’t sleep all night. I was playing games while listening to music.”
Feeling the blessings of a working family, he finally had the freedom to relax on Saturday.
“I’m earning three thousand yuan a month at such a young age.”
“When I went out to eat mixed noodles, I asked the owner to add two more eggs. They were really impressed with that!”
“Could it be that the guy was jealous of my high salary, so he knocked me out and sent me to this wilderness?It’s very possible. After all, programming is a lucrative job.”
“Who wouldn’t be envious? Who doesn’t call me Grandpa when they see me, even though the hair on my head has long disappeared without a trace with the passage of time?”
Bang Bang Bang ~
The urgent knock on the door pulled Lin Bei back from his chaotic thoughts.
“Who’s knocking on the door so early in the morning?!”
Not long after, he felt his vision go black, and he felt a sharp pain in his head. Then, a large number of memories surged into his mind.
His name was Lin Bei, and the owner of this body had the same name. It must be said that this was a magical fate.
“Let’s see who it is!”
He stretched out his delicate hands under the silk quilt and was a little dazed for a moment.
“What… What’s going on?”
“Don’t tell me it’s the cruelest human body modification technique?!”
He was confused. After all, when had his hands ever been so delicate?
Maybe when he was in primary school or middle school!
Immediately after recalling all the memories, he felt dizzy.
Lin Bei had a bad feeling about this. This wasn’t the ancient era, but the divine martial world where the strong were respected.
In this world, the strong could overturn rivers and seas, fly up to the sky, and dive down to the earth. They were omnipotent. The weak, on the other hand, were like ants. When death would come depended on the mood of the strong.
Being weak meant being beaten up!
Being weak is the original sin!
After digesting the information, Lin Bei felt a chill down his spine.
It felt pretty good when he was reading novels. He would fantasize about becoming the main character of a region where his cultivation technique, bloodline, and physique would all grow at a crazy rate.
He would be the child of the world with a dragon-like fate and become a top-tier expert who would never die. He would even obtain the stunning saintesses of various large sects and bring them into his harem.
But who the f*ck would really want to enter a fantasy world? There were no so-called legal constraints here, and they could start fighting if they didn’t agree!
His predecessor had spent several years in Blue Cloud Sect, but his talent was too low. Let alone entering the inner sect, he hadn’t even reached the third level of the Qi Refining Stage, only the second level.
And above the Qi Refining Stage was the Foundation Building Stage. Now that he was fourteen years old, if he couldn’t break through to the Foundation Building Stage before the age of eighteen and become an inner sect disciple, he would be expelled from the sect!
Lin Bei felt a mountain of pressure. He was anxious and uneasy as he looked out of the window with an uncertain expression. He was afraid that someone would suddenly fall from the sky and kill him!
Lin Bei was lost in his own thoughts. Meanwhile, the knocking became more urgent.
Bang Bang Bang ~~
“Open the door!”
“Second Brother, open the door!”
A young girl’s voice was heard.
Hearing this voice, Lin Bei immediately realized who it was. The voice belonged to his clan sister, Lin Shiqing.
However, was today a special day? Why did she come to find him?
“Alright, I’m coming!” Lin Bei replied. He lifted the blanket and jumped off the bed, then opened the wooden door barefooted.
When the door opened, Lin Shiqing didn’t wait for Lin Bei to speak. She barged inside and said, “Second Brother, don’t tell me you just woke up?!” She looked at Lin Bei, who was in his pajamas with sleepy eyes.
“Leh Leh Leh Leh~ So lazy!” Lin Shiqing tilted her head and made a face.
Lin Bei looked a little confused.
“Second Brother, you didn’t show up before, so Big Brother and Little Brother are quite annoyed.” After she finished speaking, Lin Shiqing, who had made a funny face, immediately pouted and looked at Lin Bei with a frown.
This scene gave Lin Bei a big headache. “No… I was busy… But I’m going to leave now. You go first. I’ll go after washing up!” While saying this, he stretched his back.
Lin Shiqing’s brows were slightly furrowed, and her eyes were filled with doubt.
“Second Brother is so lazy,” she mumbled. However, she still nodded to show that she understood. “Then I’ll go first. Come as soon as you’re done!”
With that, Lin Shiqing turned and left, not forgetting to close the door behind her.
Lin Bei found a few clothes from the closet and was ready to take a shower.
Suddenly… a mechanical voice sounded in his mind.
Ding!
[ Slack Off System activating… ]
[ Slack Off System has been activated. ]
[ The Slack Off System is committed to creating a host who can eat, drink, and slack off so that his strength can increase explosively. ]
[ Character attribute page is being unlocked… ]
Looking at the light green attribute interface that suddenly appeared before him, Lin Bei’s eyes could not help but flash with joy.
A system! This was a necessary prop for travelers.
One had to know that his skills were very poor. If he relied on himself for his entire life, he would only be able to reach the Foundation Building Stage. This was still considered good.
If he didn’t have the Foundation Building elixir, he would probably be stuck in the Qi Refining Stage and regret it for the rest of his life.
Then, the mechanical voice sounded again.
[ Ding! The newbie gift package has been delivered! ]
[ Do you want to open the newbie gift package? ]
[ Yes / No ]
“Yes, open it!”
Lin Bei chose to open it without hesitation. The more strength he had, the more insurance he would have.
[ Activate the Eternal Immortal Body! ]
[ Eternal Immortal Body’s current state 1% ]
[ Eternal Immortal Body constitution: Eternal Immortal Body level 1. This item sounds awesome just from the name!
[ Physique introduction: As long as the heavens and earth are not destroyed, I will not be destroyed. ]
The Eternal Immortal Body had a total of 1,000 levels. When it reached level 1,000, it would activate the longevity of heaven and earth and the coexistence of worlds. At that time, as long as the world was not destroyed in an instant, it would be revived.
With every increase in level, the corresponding ability will be increased.
[ Eternal Immortal Body: Level 1. Its defensive ability has reached the level of a first-grade Golden Core. Its lifespan is as long as 500 years. ]
In other words, his current defense had already reached an extremely high level. It could defend against attacks below the Golden Core Stage.
This was simply too awesome! Even though he didn’t say that he would activate other attacks, he had plenty of time to cultivate other techniques.
Lin Bei’s pounding heart finally settled down, and he took a deep breath. His originally panicked expression had long disappeared, and it turned into a calm expression.
[ Character Attribute Page ]
[ Character: Lin Bei ]
“Stage: Qi Refining Stage level 2”
“Cultivation method: none”
[ Constitution: Eternal Immortal Body level 1 (activated) ]
Automatic improvement space: the one-to-one restored clone in the space will practice the Eternal Immortal Body. When the host is lazy, gluttonous, sleeping, slacking off, and so on, the constitution will automatically improve. On the contrary, if the host works hard, the improvement effect will disappear.
This wasn’t a dream. He had really activated the Eternal Immortal Body! He could become stronger just by eating and waiting for death. He didn’t even need to work hard. This was the life he’d been dreaming of!
“Lazing around! Lazing around! My favorite!”
Just as Lin Bei was getting excited, he noticed there was a strange smell around him.
“What’s so stinky? It’s several times stinkier than conch powder! Could it be Lin Shiqing’s smell?”
“Wait, something’s wrong! It seems to be coming from me!”
Lin Bei lowered his head and looked at the solid black substance all over his body. His entire body felt sticky and uncomfortable.
“I better take a bath first!”
…
Meanwhile, Lin Shiqing had already arrived at the training location that the four of them had agreed on, which was a small house on the mountainside.
She sprawled on the round cushion and supported her chin with both hands. After some time, she looked out of the window, wondering why hasn’t anyone arrived yet.
She did not know what they were doing. Hmph!
At this moment…
Creak.
The door behind her was pushed open.
