Please Have a Cup of Green Tea - Chapter 89

Chapter 89: Sister Tea relies on herself to kill the whole alliance (18)

#Original translations on —do not steal.

PG’s victory tonight was unexpected but reasonable.

 

The 3-0 crush made the “Protagonist’s victory over the Big devil” in pre-match marketing a big joke, and even on the forum, similar posts were constantly dug out of their graves and whipped on their corpses.

 

PG not only got tickets for the final but also successfully became the first team in the LPL division to be confirmed to enter the World Championship (S competition).

 

Whether they will be the No. 1 seed or the No. 2 seed depends on the finals.

 

PG fans expected the win, but they didn’t expect it to be so easy.

 

BU was strong in the first two rounds of the playoffs but was unable to fight back in the semifinals.

 

The average length of the three rounds was only 32 minutes, which can be regarded as a quick decision in the playoffs that often take 40 to 50 minutes.

 

For the BU who made a big show and showed their hips, the post-match analysis posted a sharp comment:

 

“Don’t share the pot with the BU of 3-0, the five positions can’t compare”

 

“Can Yang (yang) change his ID to Wei (wild)”

 

“The third round of BUs contributed 46 players to the league’s largest headcount this year, exceeding last year’s record!” 》

 

“The commentator of the LEC region commented on the BU team’s jungler: If I were the coach, I would ask Yang to get out of the base immediately”

 

The BU team is a typical championship team. Among them, Woody, who has the second most fans, and Chen Zeyang, who has the highest fans, were sprayed the worst.

 

Woody faced countless black fans and other team fans who were unhappy with him, especially Shi Zhong fans who had been complaining for a long time. As soon as the game was over, they opened champagne on the spot and wanted to dance on the mighty Woody fans.

 

“See the newspaper, when did I let you scold my family PG all day long, you are a white-eyed wolf. Tui!”

 

And Chen Zeyang… In the third round, nearly half of the team died in a fancy way. Someone at the Alphabet Station uploaded his death highlights, and the views were hundreds of thousands.

 

Someone else specially changed the song “Jungle No Thousand Layers Routine” for him, and the number of broadcasts went straight to first place in the game area of the website on that day:

 

“That’s what champion junglers are all about ABCDE:”

 

“A: I got lost in the wild area~”

 

“B: Stepped on the eye to seduce~”

 

“C: After invalid wrap-“

 

“D: In situ golden body—”

 

“E: Looking back, the dragon is gone again!”

 

“The handsome flashed for a second, but the team battle was instantly melted. If you want to ask the reason, it turns out to be a mess~”

 

This Japanese song became very popular on the alphabet station, and the effect of the adaptation was also very good, and even triggered a lot of chain reactions.

#Original translations on —do not steal.

For example, in the live broadcast rooms of many LPL professional players recently, there are audiences who are not too serious to watch and asked the players to watch the excitement together.

 

Some daring junglers laughed and scolded their fans, “Don’t go too far”, while they were duplicitous to watch, and even sang a couple of sentences to improve the effectiveness of the show, and cooperated with the e-sports marketing account to forward and hype one-stop, after all, the popularity is not slow.

 

Fans of the BU team naturally wanted Chen Zeyang to pack up and go to the bench immediately, and even Chen Zeyang’s fans questioned his outrageous performance on the field.

 

On the day of the semi-finals, Mu Yu also went to the scene and secretly sent a text message to Chen Zeyang.

 

That night, after seeing the information, Chen Zeyang, who was in a very bad mood, did not report to the team, slipped out to spend the night with Mu Yu, and returned to the club the next day.

 

Seeing Chen Zeyang smashed and broken, the BU management wanted to replace him and send him to the bench, but because of the next runner-up match, they were afraid to do so.

 

For BU, the championship has no more hope, at least to keep the third place.

 

Because of the three S competition places this year, PG and KD who entered the finals have reserved seats. For the last position, BU must compete with WOW.

 

WOW is the runner-up in the spring competition and currently has 30 points.

 

BU currently has 60 points.

 

If BU loses to the opponent in the third-place match, the points of the two will be equal, and because of the outcome, WOW will enter the World Championship.

 

So in this game, they can only win but not lose.

 

For the stability of the team, the coaching staff did not dare to push Chen Zeyang to the bench. After all, the backup jungler has not been on the field for a long time and may play even more outrageously.

 

Perhaps it was because of seeing this that Chen Zeyang did not have any fear on the night of losing the game, and went to find Mu Yu to vent his pressure.

 

Seeing the candid pictures of Chen Zeyang and Mu Yu getting into the car together at a late-night party spread on the forum, Bi Ming felt that her evaluation of him was too accurate.

 

Soft and rotten, isn’t that what it looks like?

 

“What are you looking at?” At this moment, Bi Ming felt a warm breath coming from her side.

 

She turned back and saw the bright eyes of the person who came, along with a pair of lovely dimples on the corners of his lips.

 

It was Meng Dongliu, and behind him was Meng Xishang who was as tall as him.

 

The two older boys were wearing simple T-shirts, and their hair was cut more freshly. At the same time, they looked at her, as if the puppies fed at home were wagging their tails for candy.

 

“It’s nothing,” Bi Ming put away the phone, “Just brushing the forum.”

 

“Oh,” Meng Dongliu didn’t delve into it. Anyway, his purpose was not this. “The coach told us to get in the car quickly. Today we are going to record the trash talk for the finale.”

 

Bi Ming looked at the switch controller in his hand: “Then you will still take the game console there?”

 

“It’s been boring in the car for so long, has your sister played this?” Meng Dongliu shook the handle, “Sit next to me later, and I teach you to play ‘Break Up Kitchen’?”

 

“It’s not so good to do that, it’s almost the finale…” Bi Ming knew about this game because the twins had played it during the live broadcast before.

 

“You don’t understand this, right?” Meng Dongliu glanced at his brother and said proudly to her, “You can exercise your reaction ability with this. The coach said we can play this, on one hand, it relaxes your nerves, on the other hand, it will test your double Cooperate.”

 

“We’ll talk about it after the break.” Pushing away the children who were getting closer and closer, Bi Ming lifted her legs and walked towards the elevator, “Aren’t you going to leave? Let’s go.”

 

While waiting for the elevator, Meng Xishang heard his brother sigh and listened carefully. The guy was still muttering “Why is it so different from the comics?” He turned his eyes, took out his phone from his pocket, entered the watch list, and clicked on the big touch homepage.

 

Sure enough, the other party updated a new comic last night—

 

In the room, the teenager and the woman were lying on the sofa together with the game console controller and were watching TV.

#Original translations on —do not steal.

The game interface of “Break Up Kitchen” is displayed on the TV screen.

 

The prompt next to it is: [Brother decides to teach his sister his favorite game to play]

 

The two of them were playing, and they began to jump around.

 

“Sister, cook, our food is gone…”

 

“What do you want me to cook?” The beautiful elder sister was only wearing a simple camisole and short-length shorts. Her usual calm face was dazed at this time, and she looked very cute.

 

“You let the character walk over and use the handle.” The younger brother, who was sweating all over his forehead, reminded her.

 

“Go over…OK, I will!”

 

“Very good—ah? Sister, why is this pot on fire…” The younger brother’s voice changed.

 

The two were playing, and the teenager finally couldn’t help it, grabbed the gamepad to help her play: “Look, you have to press this.”

 

At this moment, he suddenly saw his sister’s embarrassed voice: “I’m sorry, Dongliu, did I cause you trouble…”

 

At this time, the cartoon especially depicted the close-up scene. The short hair of the woman was a little messy, her lips are touched with one hand, her eyebrows are slightly frowned upon, and the small suspenders can’t cover her sexy collarbone and the ups and downs of her chest. It seems that people can’t bear to rebuke.

 

Don’t talk about scolding, normal people can’t stand it at all.

 

Facing the beauty who rarely shows weakness, the boy’s face in the comics bursts out with steam.

 

The last frame is a complete big picture. The tall boy hugged the woman’s exquisite body from behind in his arms, holding her hand and playing with the game console handle. The corners of their lips were both smiling.

 

[Finally, with the careful teaching of my brother and the reward of a kiss, the Big sister finally cleared the level.]

 

A sketch of a kiss was also attached to the comment area. The boy lowered his head and raised the woman’s jaw to touch her lips and teeth. Behind him was the unhappy brother who looked at them with his arms crossed.

 

The following CP fans were all hahaha: “His brother must have come down to find the game console, and found that his brother is stealing food again, and he became so angry.”

 

“Brother: You actually play such an exciting game behind my back?”

 

“Fuck, I can completely make up their appearance, Xi Shang’s face must be very stinky.”

 

Seeing these comments, Meng Xishang’s face really turned dark.

 

These fans must be his black fans, right?

 

How could he…

 

No, it’s impossible for Lin Nan to like that boy Meng Dongliu, right?

 

He looked ahead, and in his line of sight was a woman with perfectly proportioned slender waist and buttocks, as well as short black hair blown by the wind.

 

“Why are you two walking so slowly?” She turned her head to look at them, her eyes lit, without a trace of tenderness.

 

It looks like the manga world is completely different.

 

But this contrast evoked a secret and unspeakable excitement in the twins’ hearts.

 

The real she is so savage and cold, like a wild rose blooming in the wind, thorny and piercing.

 

If she makes more intimate actions, will she really show the same moving face as in the comics?

 

***

 

Both PG and KD were in the studio, ready to shoot trash talk.

 

The official did not give them any script, let them play freely, and selected the best for inclusion.

 

The pre-match trash talk session of the LPL is already an integral part of the game.

 

Both sides of the game talk harshly to each other, on the one hand, it can put psychological pressure on the other side, and on the other hand, it can also satisfy the entertainment effect.

 

For example, there was a player who confidently said: “XX will be killed by me alone.” Although everyone knew it was a joke, but because in the game he lost, the screenshot of this trash talk became a special emoji for mocking the blind and arrogant players.

 

The KD team was very polite when greeting PG, especially when it came to Bi Ming, several players did not dare to speak, even when shaking hands, they were very careful, only dare to shake hands.

 

It’s not pure love, but Bi Ming has become more and more famous recently, and the great achievements of slaughtering her ex-boyfriend have shocked the player circle.

 

Everyone knows that this season, PG has changed the jungler commander, and the style of the entire team has changed from the previous stable operation to violent aggression, and Bi Ming’s style of play is both risky and ornamental, combined with her tall and heroic spirit. This makes her girl fans no less crazy than her male fans.

 

She started a live broadcast before, and the top ten list that gave her a reward were male and female fans each accounting for half.

 

Local tyrants love to see beautiful women, and everybody can understand the reason.

 

But rich women also like to see beautiful women, which is amazing.

 

KD didn’t forget it. During the regular season, they talked a lot, saying that they wanted to end the game quickly, and shook hands with PG’s little sister, and then PG really sent them two quick push rounds that ended in about 20 minutes.

 

They watched with their own eyes the beautiful young lady on the opposite side abuse Quanquan and abuse them to such an extent that they had no temper. At that time, they understood—

 

Don’t mess with the Queen Wild King.

 

Now for the championship, KD can only do their best, to say how much confidence they have… Looking at the way PG slaughtered BU, it seems that there is not much hope.

 

So when KD started recording trash talk, they was very happy and even laughed at themself:

 

“After all, the opponent is a PG. If you can win a game, you will be successful.” KD’s assistant smiled.

 

“I hope Lin can show mercy this time, after all, I’m not a scumbag.” Their jungler played with Chen Zeyang’s meme.

 

Recently, Chen Zeyang has become the material of ghosts and animals memes, and has been changed from the protagonist of the mini-game to “Bastard Scumbag”, and as the popularity of the game increases, there is a trend of breaking the circle.

 

“Clock is the champion mid-laner, and I am also the champion mid-laner. It doesn’t sound like a big difference. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell everyone that he is from X country, and I am from X County.” The mid-laner also shrugged humorously. 

 

“Brother Bei and I are very familiar with each other, so let’s have a fight like real men on the road.” The top laner clenched his fist.

#Original translations on —do not steal.

Finally, it was KD’s ADC turn, he was the champion AD of South Korea a few years ago. Although he is now dubbed as “Old AD” by people, his operation and consciousness are not old: “I hope Lucifer can let me be an old man, thank you.”

 

Seeing them laugh at themselves, PG also smiled knowingly.

 

“KD likes to play poisonous milk to other people. Don’t believe their touts.”

 

“I know, this team is old and sinister haha.”

 

This trash talk was recorded all afternoon and finally released on the eve of the finals.

 

At this time, the third-place match between BU and WOW was over.

 

WOW’s Korean jungler Bee, after being beaten by Bi Ming in the first game of the regular season, had overcome with pain. He completed his transformation in the second half of the summer split and improved his hero pool.

 

The current version of the wild core is the king again. His rhythm and awareness have now become better than that of Chen Zeyang. WOW took out some unpopular heroes and new tactics hidden in the bottom of the box.

 

In the end, BU lost 2-3 to WOW.

 

Just like two years ago, fans were completely heartbroken as they watched the team miss out on tickets again.

 

“Why is Clock gone and we still can’t make it to Worlds?”

 

“It’s only one game away, haha, we’re only one game away…”

 

“I committed sins in my past life, that I became BU’s fan in this life.”

 

“The sales number ran away, hehe, the five years of youth should be fed to the dog!”

 

After the news reached PG, everyone subconsciously glanced at Shi Zhong who was sitting in his seat.

 

The man looked down at the phone with his head down, his bangs drooping, and they couldn’t see his emotions clearly.

 

“Brother Zhong, are you okay?” Meng Xishang seemed to want to pat him on the back.

 

“…What can I have,” Shi Zhong raised his head, his expression was the same as before, “Hurry up and train, don’t stare at me.”

 

“Uh, okay.” Meng Xishang had no choice but to retreat back to his seat.

 

After a while, Bi Ming saw that he dialed a number and pushed open the door of the small balcony outside the training room.

 

She tilted her head: This guy… what should she say?

 

Seems a bit stubborn.

 

Obviously, the team had driven him away and made him bear the name of a traitor but he still has feelings for them?

 

The sound of the team members tapping the keyboard was already heard in the room. Bi Ming looked back at the small door, and finally took a box of menthol cigarettes specially provided by the lady from the drawer and walked out.

 

The man was talking to the other side: “Brother Wu, um… I’ll do my best, so are you and Xiao Xiao…”

 

After a while, he hung up the phone.

 

The wind outside was very strong, and his hair was messed up, and his ink-like eyebrows were stained with an unspeakable gloom.

 

Until the sound of footsteps came from behind him, the heels hit the slate making a crisp “da-da” sound.

 

He knew that this was a step full of charm that belonged to her alone.

 

“Lin Nan, I didn’t…” The man sighed, looked back, and was stunned.

 

The girl bit a white stick and slowly approached him.

 

Fruit candy?

 

Or cigarette?

 

She didn’t say a word, just walked up to him and smiled at him leaning against the railing.

 

Shi Zhong subconsciously remembered the last time he persuaded her not to smoke.

 

The air was very quiet, she took out a cigarette, and slowly exhaled a puff of mist between her lips, and the soft smoke floated in the air.

 

Shi Zhong seemed to smell the aroma of mint.

 

“Do you want it? It’s a good way for adults to relieve their emotions.” She handed him a cigarette case.

 

Shi Zhong, who has never smoked, looked at the slenderness and charm in her eyebrows, like a demon that sucked human life, showing off its might in his heart.

 

He was taught from a young age not to touch tobacco and alcohol which are harmful to health.

 

He has always been self-disciplined and has never broken his precepts.

 

Until this moment, her hand was in front of him, and he suddenly wanted to try danger.

#Original translations on —do not steal.

“Nicotine numbs a lot of things, people’s nerves, and sadness.” Bi Ming was obsessed with cigarettes for a period of time before, and someone taught her how to smoke cigarettes in a lively way.

 

But she is not addicted to smoking.

 

Only at this time, she was sure that he would be addicted.

 

Because of this menthol cigarette, even if you don’t touch it, you will be tempted.

 

The author has something to say:

 

Shi Zhong: Smoking is harmful to health (Serious)

 

Lin Nan: It’s so lovable (Laughs)

 

Shi Zhong: … (Can’t stand it anymore)