The Female Officer Tell Me To Molest Her When I Join The Emergency Service Unit - Chapter 12

Chapter 12: They Spiked the KFC

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

After the fight, Su Jianyu was famished. He turned around and picked up the KFC bucket, but he didn’t eat it right away. Instead, he turned the bucket inside out and examined it closely. He found that there was a layer of paper at the bottom of the bucket. Ordinarily, people would think that this how the bottom of the bucket usually felt. This was because this layer of paper was made perfectly. However, Su Jianyu knew that the bottom of the bucket should be slightly smooth and not as rough as it was now.

So, he took out his tactical knife and cut around the edge of the bottom of the bucket. As expected, there was a layer of something mixed in the paper. Su Jianyu flicked at it, revealing a concealed bug, and held it in his hand. Then, he observed the side wall of the barrel. After feeling a similar texture on that surface, another swipe of a tactical knife revealed a pinhole camera.

“Hehe.”

“You hid it well!”

Su Jianyu pretended to smile at the camera and then cut off the connection between the pinhole camera and the bug. Back at the police headquarters, Bai Wenlong and his colleagues looked helplessly at the screen and the loudspeaker.

“That kid, Su Jianyu! He doesn’t let down his guard at all!”

“Not bad, not bad indeed.”

“I didn’t expect Shao Yun to be subdued by this kid!”

“Aiya, this time during the drill, this kid really took the spotlight!”

Bai Wenlong glared fiercely at his colleagues again. Feeling Bai Wenlong’s gaze, they were instantly silenced. However, it was clear from their expressions that they were stifling their laughter. Bai Yunlong looked up at the sky helplessly. He thought to himself, ‘I’m not the only one who was embarrassed.’

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Back to Su Jianyu, after he cut off the connection between the camera and the bug, he looked at the KFC bucket in front of him. He took a few serious glances, and even leaned in closer to look.

He then picked it up again and inspected at it carefully, then held it in front of his nose and gave it a sniff. Su Jianyu’s actions confused Yan Tingyun and the ESU team members.

Yan Tingyun was about to ask Su Jianyu what he was doing when she saw Su Jianyu carrying the family bucket and walking out. Only the ESU team members were left with puzzled expressions. When he reached the door, Su Jianyu contacted the negotiation expert and spoke in a vicious, gangster-like tone.

“Damn it, stop fooling around!”

“They actually spiked the fried chicken!”

“Did they really think I wouldn’t dare kill the hostage?”

The negotiation expert was taken aback. ‘Damn it! ! How could he tell?’ They had indeed made double preparations and spiked the KFC with a sleeping drug in case the deliveryman didn’t have a chance to break in. They had relied on this method to make Su Jianyu fall asleep without any bloodshed.

However, they did not expect that Su Jianyu would find out despite it being so discreet. The negotiator wanted to talk back to Su Jianyu, but the latter did not give him the chance. He switched to his normal tone and continued,

“There are seven or eight of us here. It’s time to eat.”

“Get more.”

The negotiator was stunned. He glanced at the time. ‘Aren’t you acting way too different right now? Are you performing the Sichuan Opera or something?’ He opened his mouth and was about to say something when Su Jianyu switched back to the tone of a gangster.

“I’m warning you! Don’t play any dirty tricks!”

“Otherwise, I will kill you!”

The negotiator picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand and put it to his mouth. He was about to spoke into it, then put it down again. After thinking about it, the team members did indeed need to eat, so he might as well follow Su Jianyu’s instructions. Having done all that, Su Jianyu left the bucket at the door, turned around, and returned to the building.

Yan Tingyun, the delivery man, and the group of ‘corpses’ all heard Su Jianyu’s words outside the door. Yan Tingyun asked,

“How did you know that there were drugs in KFC?”

The other police officers also nodded, expressing their curiosity. Even the delivery man had a puzzled look on his face.

“You could tell that it was drugged?”

Su Jianyu stopped acting as a gangster, and explained in his own persona.

“It’s very simple.”

“It’s true that the sleeping drug is colorless and tasteless.”

“However, when it is sprinkled on the fried chicken, it will react with the batter.”

“If you observe carefully, you will find that there are some differences between these and ordinary fried chicken.”

Yan Tingyun looked at Su Jianyu in surprise. She did not expect Su Jianyu, this b*stard, to be so meticulous. The police officers were also astounded. They did not expect Su Jianyu to know so much! Now, Yan Tingyun was even more curious about what kind of person Su Jianyu was, so she immediately asked.

“How do you know all this?”

“From the uniform you’re wearing, you’re not from the Investigation or Laboratory Departments.”

The current Yan Tingyun had already returned to her ice-cold goddess-like attitude, and she looked at Su Jianyu haughtily. When the other police officers heard the question from officer Yan, they also wanted to know.

“That’s right, newbie, you’re from the Armed Forces Department like us, right?”

“Are these skills all self-taught?”

“If they really are self-taught, you’ve worked hard!”

“Awesome, awesome! I’m not good at studying like you.”

Hearing that, Su Jianyu smiled and waved his hand dismissively.

“Actually, it is.”

“Previously, I climbed over the academy’s fence with a few comrades in the middle of the night and wanted to sneak out to play.”

“Yet, there was a military dog patrolling dormitory area.”

“How did we manage to sneak out, then?”

“We used used sleeping drugs to deal with the dog.”

“That’s how I discovered that sleeping drugs will change the batter’s texture.”

After listening to Su Jianyu’s story, the ESU members all laughed out loud. They all thought that Su Jianyu was quite interesting. Even Yan Tingyun started to chuckle.

When the ESU team members heard Yan Tingyun’s laughter, they could not help but feel an itch in their hearts. Everyone looked at Yan Tingyun in surprise. When Yan Tingyun noticed that, a hint of red immediately crept onto her pretty face.

“What?! Can’t I laugh?!”

She said cute in a high and mighty manner.

The ESU team members laughed awkwardly.

“No, no.”

There was a moment of awkwardness in the atmosphere, and Su Jianyu scratched his cheek uncomfortably. In order to break the tension, he began to tell them about the interesting things that happened when he was in the police academy.

“Good lad! You guys are really brave!”

“Hey, if the instructor catches us, we’ll have to run a hundred and eighty laps!”

“D*mn it, I was caught when I was in the academy!”

“Hahaha! Then you must’ve been grilled by the instructors.”

“They made me frog-jump 30 laps around the field!”

“After that, I felt like my legs were gone!”

Su Jianyu’s story aroused the memories of the ESU team members, and the scene immediately became lively. Yan Tingyun somewhat gratefully looked at Su Jianyu for coming to her rescue. He left a good impression in her heart.